Jokes on blogs

Well since other people are just putting jokes on their blogs, why can't I. Hear is one.

A guy walks into a bar in Alaska and sees a sign that states "Hiring for a job, ask bartender for details. So the guy goes to the bartender and asks him about the details for the job. The bartender tells him he has to do three things and he will pay him 2000 dollars. The bartender tells him "First you have to drink a fith of vodka without spilling a drop, then you need to go outside and kill a polar bear that has been bothering the people around here. Then finally you have to go upstairs and sexually please an eskimo girl that has never been pleased by a man." The man thinks about this for a second and tell the bartender that this is an impossible job and that no one could ever do it.
About 3 hours of drinking later the man goes back to the bartender and asks if the job is still available. Of course it is and the bartender takes out the bottle of vodka and without hesitation the man drinks down the whole bottle without spilling a drop. He the goes outside and everyone in the bar hears ferousious growls and roars from outside. A few minutes later the man walks back inside bloodied, bruised and missing an arm. He then shouts to the bartender "now where's that fuckin eskimo bitch you want me to kill."