Proof that squids are idiots

This is a story that a medic told me while we were in Kuwait. Keep in mind that this story was told to me by a sailor, so the truth may be a little disorted. But this is the story he told me nevertheless.

The medic was serving on a frigate class ship, which is a really small ship. He served with a few other medics and a doctor that just recently graduated from medical school, so he wasn't very experienced. One day while he way on duty a guy came in holding his bloodied crotch. Apperantly he hurt himself while masterbaiting by tying a small rope around his dick, creating a turnique. By creating the turnique he was staying hard longer since the blood was still pumping into his dick, but it wasn't leaving. So as you can imagine, after a while too much blood entered and not enough left. So just like putting too much air in a balloon, his dick basically popped. The medic said while he was examining him, his dick looked like a bloody cauliflower. So of course he had to call the doctor in because this was above his skill. Unfortunatley the doctor didn't have any experience for vienial surgery and they couldn't get the guy medivaced to another ship, since their ship was on deployment by themselves. So the inexperienced doctor had to sow the guy up without any kind of anasthesia. Well the moral of the story, if you don't last long, well just live with it, don't put a turnique on your dick.