Here is an old joke

Since I really don't have much more to say, I am going to post another joke.

I guy walks into a supermaket and buy a single toothbrush, a single serving of frozen dinner, a pint of milk and 40oz of beer. As the girl at the checkout scans the items she asks the guy, you are single, arn't you?

The guy answers sarcasticly "Yeah, how did you guess?"

And she replies bluntly "You are ugly."


Some more jokes are lower, but I urge you women out there not to read them, and if you do, you can not say anything. Because I told you not to read them.




What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

How long does it take for a women to get an orgasm?
Who cares.

What is the difference between and job and a wife?
A job still suck after five years.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her.

How do you fix a womens watch?
You don't, there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri

Why did the women cross the road?
Nevermind that, what the fuck was she doing outside the kitcher?