Damn video games

Yet again it has been quite some time since I made a blog entry, and of course video games are the primary reason. Now I come to a tough time in my life. Do I keep playing video games like a crack addict fool. Or do I study for the exams I am about to have in two weeks. Just like you, I know what the right choice is, but dammit I really don't want to study. I mean, I am jobless for a reason dammit. I don't want to have responsibilities. Well anyway it goes, I do know this blog is on the bottom of the list so I might not make any entries for a while again. Until both video games and school pans out again. Uhh what a difficult like I live.

Conan the Bad Ass

My roommate Ryan was watching the movie "Legend" the other day, and I was on my way out of the kitchen and stopped by to catch a few scenes of the movie. Well it happen to be the scene where that swamp witch wanted to eat Tom Criuses character, but he talked to her for a long time to distract her and finally got his sword out and chopped her head off. I made the comment that Conan would have handle that situation much better. Once the swamp witch jumped out of the water Conan would have backed up a second, looked at how ulgy she was and then cleave her in half. Then Conan would have thrown her rotting corpse back into the water without a second though.

After I made the comment on how Conan would have kill her, Ryan commented that Conan is a bad ass and he would have delt with many situations differently. Well after a few comments on how Conan kicks ass we came to the conclusion that Conan is the biggest bad ass ever. Some people come kind of close, but not close enough.
Who else answers what best in life like conan.
Who else had to push a giant wheel around for 12 years straight.
Who else throws a witch into a fire after fucking her and then sleeps there the rest of the night.
Who else, while be crusified, kills a vulture pecking away at him.
Who else, while be crusified, laughs right before he dies, because his friend found him ten minutes too late.
There are many other examples too that are too lenghty to describe, but the point is Conan is a Bad Ass motherfucker. The only person that I would consider to come close to him in Bad Assness would be Darth Maul. They were both little talking killing machines, but one Darth Maul grimmaced in pain when he was cut in half, Conan laughed when he died. So that pretty much makes all the difference in the world, when you are talking about two bad asses like that.

Think I could have been wrong abou the female football thing

I was surfing the internet for uhhhhh football pictures. Yeah thats it, and I found a few interesting pictures on the web. Well, one got me thinking that I could have been wrong about the whole not wanting to watch female football. I saw this picture , and thought, hmmmm I really think I could get into watching female football. Then I saw this picture and thought, these girls are european "football" player, or what we call soccer players. So then I could be correct about the American Female Football players being nasty looking, and I might move to europe and just enjoy watching football there. Then I saw this picture and thought, hmmm I don't think these girls really play any kind of football Then I saw this picture and thought, you know, this might be a porn site. So at that point I was completely appauled, turned off my computer and washed my eyes out with listerine.

Imperial Party of America

After looking at a few of these parties on this site: http://www.politics1.com/p2004.htm I figured I could make my own party. The problem was that all the good names were taken already. Even though the communist party is not up there, there is one, and there is even a fascist party. So, I thought to myself, I could be the Imperial Party of America (IPA). That would be even better than the communist and the fascist party put togeather. Best thing about it is, I would ever have to run again once i get into office. Basically my strategy would be is this:
1. Anyone who publically speaks poorly about me or my ideas, dies.
2. If I get assassinated and they know it is a United States Citizen. The military's orders are to create choas in the streets of America, or in other words, kill anyone suspected of killing me or disliking me, and kill there families and freinds, and burn their house down.
3. If I get assassinated by someone outside the united states, first find out what region of the world there look like they might be apart of. If the guy was Arab, the middle east India and north africa. Then explode a few Nukes over there. If they are unsure, just nuke the whole damn world, who cares, I am dead.

Now the difficult part would be getting me elected. So I would tell the people of America that you will all be rich once I am in office. There will be no more poor people in this nation. Then I would tell them that we will go to war with all of our enimes, and conquer their lands and enslave thier people. Basically this will be every country except Great Briton, and Australia. But I might take Australia later on, just because I would want to have a house there. Then with all the slave labor and money coming from all the other countries, I could live up to my promise of all Americans being rich. If they are still not rich, well I would just have to kill them too. But that is there fault since they didn't become rich. They were probably against me somehow anyway. Oh yeah, and no more old people, once you get over 80 you are turned into crackers. I will feed the slaves with the crackers.